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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Hmm, wonder what the narrow back lane to ClientCo is like in the snow? I scent a few WFH days coming up
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Wimp, I drove 200km home the other day through thick snow, nearly blizzard conditions and will probably be doing it again in the coming few weeks, a few times (*). Mind you WFH would be preferableOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostHmm, wonder what the narrow back lane to ClientCo is like in the snow? I scent a few WFH days coming up

(* a couple of years ago driving to work, there was about 8 inches of snow and packed ice on the motorway, I drive along the A45 to work and going downhill into a valley onto a bridge, all the traffic stopped as a WVM had hit the central reservation. Braking didn't help too much and I started sliding towards a small car but luckily I did manage to stop in time. I then looked in my rear view mirror and saw a lorry trying to stop and suddenly the trailer swung out and he was coming sideways down the hill straight towards me. I kid you not, but I was extremely scared but luckily another lorry stopped his descent into me.)“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Motorways or even A roads wouldn't be too bad, but ClientCo is in the middle of nowhere, a mile or so down a road called Narrow Lane. Gritter drivers probably don't even realise it's there, and definitely wouldn't treat it. Best hope is that one of the farmers has a snowplough and clears the road so he can get to the village a couple of miles away.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWimp, I drove 200km home the other day through thick snow, nearly blizzard conditions and will probably be doing it again in the coming few weeks, a few times (*). Mind you WFH would be preferable
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Wimp, I was warping to work across the galaxy when the ship entered an asteroid belt. I glanced of a rock the size of Texas and started tumbling towards an S3 planetoid when I managed to wrestle the craft into an orbit and slingshotted into my original trajectory at now twice the speed and arrived early enough to have a fry up and a coffee before starting work.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWimp, I drove 200km home the other day through thick snow, nearly blizzard conditions and will probably be doing it again in the coming few weeks, a few times (*). Mind you WFH would be preferable
(* a couple of years ago driving to work, there was about 8 inches of snow and packed ice on the motorway, I drive along the A45 to work and going downhill into a valley onto a bridge, all the traffic stopped as a WVM had hit the central reservation. Braking didn't help too much and I started sliding towards a small car but luckily I did manage to stop in time. I then looked in my rear view mirror and saw a lorry trying to stop and suddenly the trailer swung out and he was coming sideways down the hill straight towards me. I kid you not, but I was extremely scared but luckily another lorry stopped his descent into me.)
True story.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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and more plausible than most of your clientco hero stories.....Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWimp, I was warping to work across the galaxy when the ship entered an asteroid belt. I glanced of a rock the size of Texas and started tumbling towards an S3 planetoid when I managed to wrestle the craft into an orbit and slingshotted into my original trajectory at now twice the speed and arrived early enough to have a fry up and a coffee before starting work.
True story.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Hmmmmmm. They are all true though.Originally posted by eek View Postand more plausible than most of your clientco hero stories.....
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Really inneresting weather site here
Seems his long range predictions are pretty accurate. Or so he claims. I guess he doesn't brag about the ones he got wrong.
Not sure what he predicts for this winter ad you have to have a paid subscription.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHmmmmmm. They are all true though.
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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