Advice needed - Hog-Roast

[norrahe]

You may laugh but all I'm thinking of is

[suityou01]

You may laugh but all I'm thinking of is

We know, you're more into "well aged beef".

[vetran]

Suity & Spit roast in the same sentence. I'm turning vegetarian

[JoJoGabor]

I know a guy who is one of those tough outdoor survival type guys who can kill and cook anything and he did a double hog roast on a bonfire at a friends wedding. It took him 12 hours, mostly tending to the pigs and fire. I think I spoke to him for about 30secs over the entire day. Are you trying to avoid the wedding completely?

[CheeseSlice]

Me and SimonMac are currently roasting MFs missus, but when we catch sight of each other we keep going flacid. Please help.

According to Urban dictionary there is a 'code of the spitroast', which perhaps you are not following.

The spitroast has special rules which must be abided by, ie. the code of the spitroast.
1. No crossing swords.
2. When eye contact is made a high five must be given.
3. (Redacted, but effectively says you have to pre-determine who goes in front and who is at the rear before commencing.)

HTH