Advice needed - Hog-Roast

[EternalOptimist]

No doubt EO will cook it in the traditional scouse manner. Ie. Steal a car from Bootle, nick a piggy from a local farm stick it in the boot and set fire to the care. Voilere, roasted pig Scouse style.

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[norrahe]

Now you start to understand. I will teach you leadership

follow me boys! I am bullet proof

Well you can practice on us lot first, CUK pig feast mkII ( EO stylee) anyone????

[suityou01]

Well you can practice on us lot first, CUK pig feast mkII ( EO stylee) anyone????

Bagsy first place.

[ctdctd]

Bagsy first place.

Wot, on the spit?

[suityou01]

Wot, on the spit?

I'm safe. There's no hog roasting equipment sturdy enough for a suity.

[mudskipper]

Son #1 is a welder. He recently assisted with a custom-made buffalo spit roast.

Can you send through your dimensions, suity?

[suityou01]

Son #1 is a welder. He recently assisted with a custom-made buffalo spit roast.

Can you send through your dimensions, suity?

I dress to the left, and am hung like a baby's arm clenching a walnut.

[MarillionFan]

I dress to the left, and am hung like a Liliputians baby's arm clenching a walnut.

Ftfy chipolata boy.

[suityou01]

Spitroast advice

Me and SimonMac are currently roasting MFs missus, but when we catch sight of each other we keep going flacid. Please help.

[hyperD]

I dress to the left, and am hung like a baby's arm clenching a walnut.