Apprentice Star in Money-Laundering Probe

[Mordac]

This is brilliant

APPRENTICE reject Syed Ahmed told last night how "thrilled" he is to be having a baby with show winner Michelle Dewberry.

The IT salesman, 32, also said he is desperate to wed his former co-star - ideally before the birth.

He said: "Yes we are together and we are going to have a baby.

"I am thrilled and excited at the prospect of becoming a father."

I'm far from thrilled at the prospect of a cn.ut like that breeding. I like the way he's been downgraded from "entrepreneur" to "salesman"

Bye bye Syed, you can go away for a long time for money laundering

[wendigo100]

Bye bye Syed, you can go away for a long time for money laundering

Oh I don't know. He brightens up this board.

[Mordac]

Oh I don't know. He brightens up this board.

Fu.ck him. If you're that bothered you can be his prison pen-pal. We should have a whip-round and buy him a small pot of vaseline.

[AtW]

That would be against Koran I think...

[wendigo100]

Fu.ck him. If you're that bothered you can be his prison pen-pal. We should have a whip-round and buy him a small pot of vaseline.

I rest my case.

[Mordac]

Fair point

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Apprentice star in £400,000 money laundering probe

There's some mention of an agency:

According to Mr Ewing, Aftab Ahmed paid the £400,000 loan into a dormant business account connected with IT People, the recruitment consultancy the pair set up.

Companies House records reveal that Syed resigned from it in June.

Anyone had any dealings with these guys in the past?

[cojak]

when he so clearly does not follow that religion?

Oh, you mean apart from the drinking (and driving obv.) and the ursury?

Apart from that, he's a saint

[AtW]

Apart from that, he's a saint

You need to be dead for that, at least in Chico's cult...