One for the audience to decide

[eek]

There is a power cut at the holiday cottage. It's half the village as a transformer has blown

Trouble is it occurred at the same instant elder twin switched a light on and the villagers are looking for a Virgin to sacrifice to the god of light and heat.

Personally it's her fault so self inflicted no sympathy but I don't think mrs eek will be so happy about it

[MarillionFan]

There is a power cut at the holiday cottage. It's half the village as a transformer has blown

Trouble is it occurred at the same instant elder twin switched a light on and the villagers are looking for a Virgin to sacrifice to the god of light and heat.

Personally it's her fault so self inflicted no sympathy but I don't think mrs eek will be so happy about it

Run AtW! RUN!!!!

[Old Greg]

Run AtW! RUN!!!!

I hope you're not trying to take advantage of him.

[barrydidit]

There is a power cut at the holiday cottage. It's half the village as a transformer has blown

Trouble is it occurred at the same instant elder twin switched a light on and the villagers are looking for a Virgin to sacrifice to the god of light and heat.

Personally it's her fault so self inflicted no sympathy but I don't think mrs eek will be so happy about it

Don't let them spot you using electrical devices to post on here when there's a power cut - you'll be the one tied to a stake if witchcraft like that is discovered.

[suityou01]

There is a power cut at the holiday cottage. It's half the village as a transformer has blown

Trouble is it occurred at the same instant elder twin switched a light on and the villagers are looking for a Virgin to sacrifice to the god of light and heat.

Personally it's her fault so self inflicted no sympathy but I don't think mrs eek will be so happy about it

How?

[MicrosoftBob]

You just need a willing volunteer to deflower them, then they can't get sacrificed