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MicrosoftBob replied

23 December 2013, 12:58
You just need a willing volunteer to deflower them, then they can't get sacrificed
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suityou01 replied

23 December 2013, 12:32
Originally posted by eek View Post

There is a power cut at the holiday cottage. It's half the village as a transformer has blown

Trouble is it occurred at the same instant elder twin switched a light on and the villagers are looking for a Virgin to sacrifice to the god of light and heat.

Personally it's her fault so self inflicted no sympathy but I don't think mrs eek will be so happy about it

How?
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barrydidit replied

23 December 2013, 12:26
Originally posted by eek View Post

There is a power cut at the holiday cottage. It's half the village as a transformer has blown

Trouble is it occurred at the same instant elder twin switched a light on and the villagers are looking for a Virgin to sacrifice to the god of light and heat.

Personally it's her fault so self inflicted no sympathy but I don't think mrs eek will be so happy about it

Don't let them spot you using electrical devices to post on here when there's a power cut - you'll be the one tied to a stake if witchcraft like that is discovered.
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Old Greg replied

23 December 2013, 10:08
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Run AtW! RUN!!!!

I hope you're not trying to take advantage of him.
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MarillionFan replied

23 December 2013, 09:45
Originally posted by eek View Post

There is a power cut at the holiday cottage. It's half the village as a transformer has blown

Trouble is it occurred at the same instant elder twin switched a light on and the villagers are looking for a Virgin to sacrifice to the god of light and heat.

Personally it's her fault so self inflicted no sympathy but I don't think mrs eek will be so happy about it

Run AtW! RUN!!!!
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eek started a topic One for the audience to decide

23 December 2013, 09:39
One for the audience to decide

There is a power cut at the holiday cottage. It's half the village as a transformer has blown

Trouble is it occurred at the same instant elder twin switched a light on and the villagers are looking for a Virgin to sacrifice to the god of light and heat.

Personally it's her fault so self inflicted no sympathy but I don't think mrs eek will be so happy about it
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