CUK addicts ask to be blocked from site, founder reveals

[AtW]

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[administrator]

Weak-willed, fanjo-bearing quitters!

[original PM]

Lol

“It is a rubbish business model,” she said. “We started just as the dotcom bubble burst and we raised no money at all. Advertising rates crashed. It was done on no cost, but a lot of hours. I hired the cheapest au pairs imaginable.”

Yeah must have been terribly - the cheapest au pairs possible!

[d000hg]

The former banker, 46, claimed the penis beaker discussion showed how witty mothers could be.
“My hope is that this prejudice against mums being unfunny and stupid, we might just have shifted it a bit,” she said.

Wow. I never knew people believed mothers were less witty than other people.

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Hasn't ads guru asked to be banned in the post as he doesn't have the will power to stay

[MarillionFan]

Dear Admin

I too am finding it very difficult to stop my addiction to CUK. At the start it was just the odd post and I could handle it. But then I found myself drawn into the lower reaches of the forum they called General and to keep up I was forced to post more. For a while I was forced to tell outrageous lies to keep up with the other posters who just seemed to be more interesting. Tales of 'Rabbits digging up bodies', 'Buy to Lets, Garden Sheds, Being Headhunted', 'Owning a chip shop in Skye', 'Being a famous musician who was once paid to be on Children on Need', or 'eating pasta while flying my Tornado' were so commonplace I felt I had to start making stuff up. It got so bad, the next thing, I was a cage fighting, sledge selling, award winning retail entrepreneur who flies around the world drinking champagne & hanging around in First Class airport lounges. I am so ashamed.

It's got so bad I've even created other accounts, called 'Sockpuppets' to carry on.

There is my Squirrel Loving Russian Immigrant sockie who couldn't purchase a sofa with his fantastic internet business to rival Google. AtW. Just A Lie.
An OCD suffering, batman dressing, fathers for justice(who nicked my kids) pleading, blood donating, counting thread updating, Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean iron man racing Northern dullard. Brillopad (actually think he is real).
And also my worst creation(of which I am ashamed), a poster so dull that he pops up in every thread making posts that aren't funny and are so unimaginative he doesn't even have a meme to talk about. Old Greg. Not real.

I'd like to get back to just me. I'd like you to exclude my accounts above please so I can just get back to being normal.

Yours

The Real MF

PS: Is it to early for champagne?

[mudskipper]

Wow. I never knew people believed mothers were less witty than other people.

There is a general perception that mothers only talk about babies and hoovering. Have a look at the facebook updates from the mothers you know and make your own mind up

[hyperD]

There is a general perception that mothers only talk about babies and hoovering. Have a look at the facebook updates from the mothers you know and make your own mind up

I have to say, after several minutes FB research, it's still babies and hoovering.

(please don't hit me!)

[d000hg]

There is a general perception that mothers only talk about babies and hoovering. Have a look at the facebook updates from the mothers you know and make your own mind up

Other than going dappy pre/post birth from hormones, they remain as erudite as ever in most cases

[doodab]

Wow. I never knew people believed mothers were less witty than other people.

All teenagers think that.