Any Contractors

[Andyw]

of Venereal Diseases in here ?

And why has this forum become a cut and paste of everything that is on the BBC news website ?

To those of you who keep cutting the latest news headlines one here then too late ! we all have it loaded and can see it when it gets posted there first !

[Fleetwood]

One dose only c 1984.
A week on penicillin and all's well.

hth

[Mordac]

To those of you who keep cutting the latest news headlines one here then too late ! we all have it loaded and can see it when it gets posted there first !

Ah, but we add value with an Oh Dear™ here and there...

[Clog II The Avenger]

Man buys a life like blow-up doll by mail-order.
The postman looks at it and decides not to deliver it and take home to try.
After uses it, he packs it up and delivers it to the rightful owner.

The man telephones the mail order company.
“Do you wish to complain about it not being life like Sir”
“No” he replied. “In fact it was so life like I caught a dose from it”

[expat]

Man buys a life like blow-up doll by mail-order. Tries it at home but it has a leak.

The man telephones the mail order company.
“What's the problem with it, Sir?”
“Damn thing keeps going down on me” he replied.
Salesman says, "Sh*t! If I had known that I'd have charged you double."

[Andyw]

[GreenerGrass]

Ah, but we add value with an Oh Dear™ here and there...

Exactly. This place seems like a combined forum of Daily Mail, Express and Telegraph readers, with a couple of religious fanatics thrown in for good measure.
Its too easy to be critical of the government and foreigners. But that shouldn't stop us.

[Dalek Supreme]

Exactly. This place seems like a combined forum of Daily Mail, Express and Telegraph readers, with a couple of religious fanatics thrown in for good measure.
Its too easy to be critical of the government and foreigners. But that shouldn't stop us.

I assume you are saying that because you disapprove? If so, please kindly sir to be fecking off to a more left leaning forum.

[The Lone Gunman]

I assume you are saying that because you disapprove? If so, please kindly sir to be fecking off to a more left leaning forum.

I noticed in your avatar that your plunger is on the left.
Are there left and right "handed" Daleks and is it of any significance?

Or did you just post your piccie the wrong way round? (silly Dalek).

[Andyw]

He told me to fuk off ?