It wasn't me, but I wouldda won
Its so easy to laugh
Its so easy to hate
It takes strength
to be gentle and kind
Morrissey
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Originally posted by Clog II The AvengerI seem to remember on the old forum two guys getting into a heated discussion ending up with them meeting up to have fisty-cuffs.
Who won ?
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Originally posted by AndywHe told me to fuk off ?
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Originally posted by Dalek SupremeInterchangeable attachments, old boy.
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Kiss my in a Dalek sort of way !
<waits for Sasguru to pop up now that @rses have been mentioned>
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Originally posted by AndywHe told me to fuk off ?
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI noticed in your avatar that your plunger is on the left.
Are there left and right "handed" Daleks and is it of any significance?
Or did you just post your piccie the wrong way round? (silly Dalek).
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Originally posted by GreenerGrassNot at all. Why do you think I'm still here? I'm seeking a refuge from political correctness.
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Originally posted by Dalek SupremeI assume you are saying that because you disapprove? If so, please kindly sir to be fecking off to a more left leaning forum.
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Originally posted by Dalek SupremeI assume you are saying that because you disapprove? If so, please kindly sir to be fecking off to a more left leaning forum.
Are there left and right "handed" Daleks and is it of any significance?
Or did you just post your piccie the wrong way round? (silly Dalek).
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Originally posted by GreenerGrassExactly. This place seems like a combined forum of Daily Mail, Express and Telegraph readers, with a couple of religious fanatics thrown in for good measure.
Its too easy to be critical of the government and foreigners. But that shouldn't stop us.
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Originally posted by MordacAh, but we add value with an Oh Dear™ here and there...
Its too easy to be critical of the government and foreigners. But that shouldn't stop us.
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Man buys a life like blow-up doll by mail-order. Tries it at home but it has a leak.
The man telephones the mail order company.
“What's the problem with it, Sir?”
“Damn thing keeps going down on me” he replied.
Salesman says, "Sh*t! If I had known that I'd have charged you double."
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