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  • EternalOptimist
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    It wasn't me, but I wouldda won

    Its so easy to laugh
    Its so easy to hate
    It takes strength
    to be gentle and kind

    Morrissey

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  • Andyw
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    Originally posted by Clog II The Avenger
    I seem to remember on the old forum two guys getting into a heated discussion ending up with them meeting up to have fisty-cuffs.

    Who won ?

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  • Clog II The Avenger
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    Originally posted by Andyw
    He told me to fuk off ?
    I seem to remember on the old forum two guys getting into a heated discussion ending up with them meeting up to have fisty-cuffs.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Dalek Supreme
    Interchangeable attachments, old boy.
    Just how would you change them?

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  • Andyw
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    Kiss my in a Dalek sort of way !

    <waits for Sasguru to pop up now that @rses have been mentioned>

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Originally posted by Andyw
    He told me to fuk off ?
    Can I tell you to too?

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    I noticed in your avatar that your plunger is on the left.
    Are there left and right "handed" Daleks and is it of any significance?

    Or did you just post your piccie the wrong way round? (silly Dalek).
    Interchangeable attachments, old boy.

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Originally posted by GreenerGrass
    Not at all. Why do you think I'm still here? I'm seeking a refuge from political correctness.

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  • GreenerGrass
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    Originally posted by Dalek Supreme
    I assume you are saying that because you disapprove? If so, please kindly sir to be fecking off to a more left leaning forum.
    Not at all. Why do you think I'm still here? I'm seeking a refuge from political correctness.

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  • Andyw
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    He told me to fuk off ?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Dalek Supreme
    I assume you are saying that because you disapprove? If so, please kindly sir to be fecking off to a more left leaning forum.
    I noticed in your avatar that your plunger is on the left.
    Are there left and right "handed" Daleks and is it of any significance?

    Or did you just post your piccie the wrong way round? (silly Dalek).

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Originally posted by GreenerGrass
    Exactly. This place seems like a combined forum of Daily Mail, Express and Telegraph readers, with a couple of religious fanatics thrown in for good measure.
    Its too easy to be critical of the government and foreigners. But that shouldn't stop us.
    I assume you are saying that because you disapprove? If so, please kindly sir to be fecking off to a more left leaning forum.

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  • GreenerGrass
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    Originally posted by Mordac
    Ah, but we add value with an Oh Dear™ here and there...
    Exactly. This place seems like a combined forum of Daily Mail, Express and Telegraph readers, with a couple of religious fanatics thrown in for good measure.
    Its too easy to be critical of the government and foreigners. But that shouldn't stop us.

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  • Andyw
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  • expat
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    Man buys a life like blow-up doll by mail-order. Tries it at home but it has a leak.

    The man telephones the mail order company.
    “What's the problem with it, Sir?”
    “Damn thing keeps going down on me” he replied.
    Salesman says, "Sh*t! If I had known that I'd have charged you double."

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