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Whining permie managerman wants 'transparency' on contractor costs

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    #71
    Sushi. The flight to Tokyo is quite expensive
    Munich Helles (expensive in the UK)
    Snowboarding
    Camera equipment & lighting
    Recording studio
    Library
    Servers & Networking
    Office Space
    Titanium
    Garden Machinery
    Robotic Componentry

    I can provide receipts if necessary.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #72
      Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
      I would have thought you'd be in the minority on that one, but may be wrong.
      Possibly.

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        #73
        Hot chocholate made from the remains of cocoa guana from the rare Comshoe bat of The worlds deepest cave which can only be reached by the Uhuru pigmy tribe of the Gualdo region of Outer Peru which is reached after 30 days pot holing and then blended with the finest milks from the rare Milk of a Himalayan Yeti & served by a young female virgin with an IQ of over 160 from Dagenham Essex.

        It don't come cheap.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #74
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Hot chocholate made from the remains of cocoa guana from the rare Comshoe bat of The worlds deepest cave which can only be reached by the Uhuru pigmy tribe of the Gualdo region of Outer Peru which is reached after 30 days pot holing and then blended with the finest milks from the rare Milk of a Himalayan Yeti & served by a young female virgin with an IQ of over 160 from Dagenham Essex.

          It don't come cheap.
          See, this is what poor and misguided permie managermen think we waste our money on.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #75
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Sushi. The flight to Tokyo is quite expensive
            Munich Helles (expensive in the UK)
            Snowboarding
            Camera equipment & lighting
            Recording studio
            Library
            Servers & Networking
            Office Space
            Titanium
            Garden Machinery
            Robotic Componentry

            I can provide receipts if necessary.
            Didn't we invite you join the club? We have an Antonov 225 complete with seawater pool to fly in live tuna which is then expertly filleted by Japanese chefs using Tamahagane steel knives and served with Sake brewed by the personal toji of Emperor Akihito, aged in Japanese cedar barrels and then served by the geishas of the Imperial Palace.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #76
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Moat cleaning
              and paying off chambermaids in a delicate condition

              Seriously, you should tell this nosey parker to mind his own effing bees wax, or enquire of him whether he'd ask the same information of a plumber or builder he had hired.
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #77
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Didn't we invite you join the club? We have an Antonov 225 complete with seawater pool to fly in live tuna which is then expertly filleted by Japanese chefs using Tamahagane steel knives and served with Sake brewed by the personal toji of Emperor Akihito, aged in Japanese cedar barrels and then served by the geishas of the Imperial Palace.
                You're still doing the whole "Fish on Friday" thing I see.

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  and paying off chambermaids in a delicate condition

                  Seriously, you should tell this nosey parker to mind his own effing bees wax, or enquire of him whether he'd ask the same information of a plumber or builder he had hired.
                  You're right, but this is my way of doing exactly that. Stupid prick ask stupid questions, stupid prick deserve stupid answers.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    You're still doing the whole "Fish on Friday" thing I see.
                    Yes. I think we need a second Antonov because this one can't quite get to Tokyo and back in time for the Sunday Wagyu club.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                      and paying off chambermaids in a delicate condition
                      I borrow a gambling acquaintance's narrow boat for a sojourn down the Islington tunnel, and the poor lass often falls overboard, and alas, cannot be rescued.

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