That's handy

[DaveB]

BBC News - Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

[Mich the Tester]

Who's going to foot the bill for that?

[administrator]

Made an arm and a leg out of that one didn't they.

[Mich the Tester]

Made an arm and a leg out of that one didn't they.

Very good. Now toe the line and place more puns.
You wouldn´t want the finger of blame pointed at you when the thread dies would you?

[administrator]

Just a bit of 'armless fun I suppose.

[Mich the Tester]

Just a bit of 'armless fun I suppose.

We wouldn't want to leave the OP feeling like he's out on a limb.

[Pondlife]

Great way to tie your shoelaces when you're in a hurry.

[administrator]

We wouldn't want to leave the OP feeling like he's out on a limb.

OP seems to have gone quiet. Check trap three, he may be having a quick one off the wrist.

[Paddy]

It could have been worse had they done it to his penis.

[Mich the Tester]

It could have been worse had they done it to his penis.

That's an interesting ankle you're taking there. In danger of going off on a tangent, but I'm sure we can stiff arm you into getting back to the subject in hand.