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    Brain transplant

    Why haven't they developed brain transplant technology yet? Take some young person with a good brain whose body is knackered, and drop their noggin into the head of someone who's brain dead (not necessarily from this forum). Might be a bit weird for a bit looking like someone else, but that's a minor inconvenience, and could even be a plus if you get the Brad Pitt lookylike.

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    Originally posted by aardvark View Post
    Why haven't they developed brain transplant technology yet? Take some young person with a good brain whose body is knackered, and drop their noggin into the head of someone who's brain dead (not necessarily from this forum). Might be a bit weird for a bit looking like someone else, but that's a minor inconvenience, and could even be a plus if you get the Brad Pitt lookylike.
    It's been done. I had my head grafted onto a clone of Johhny Vegas.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Feasible according to one quack.

      'First human head transplant now possible', neurosurgeon claims - Telegraph

      I'm not sure the picture lends the idea any credibility though.

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        #4
        Originally posted by aardvark View Post
        Why haven't they developed brain transplant technology yet? Take some young person with a good brain whose body is knackered, and drop their noggin into the head of someone who's brain dead (not necessarily from this forum). Might be a bit weird for a bit looking like someone else, but that's a minor inconvenience, and could even be a plus if you get the Brad Pitt lookylike.
        I think the hard bit, technologically speaking, is gettin a good fit.

        take someone with a pea brain for example. It wobbles around on the end of the spinal column and is a grave danger as it thrashes around unless it is constrained by a thick layer of crap. Taking Sasgurus brain out of that environment would never work, unless it was transplanted into something much smaller, like an otter for example. or a vole
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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I think the hard bit, technologically speaking, is gettin a good fit.

          take someone with a pea brain for example. It wobbles around on the end of the spinal column and is a grave danger as it thrashes around unless it is constrained by a thick layer of crap. Taking Sasgurus brain out of that environment would never work, unless it was transplanted into something much smaller, like an otter for example. or a vole
          Cross species transplants? Woof.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            It's been done. I had my head grafted onto a clone of Johhny Vegas.
            I can't believe they put it on the wrong end
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              It's been done. Johnny Vegas had his head grafted onto a clone of my body.
              ftfy.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #8
                Originally posted by aardvark View Post
                Feasible according to one quack.

                'First human head transplant now possible', neurosurgeon claims - Telegraph

                I'm not sure the picture lends the idea any credibility though.
                I understand the biggest obstacle is finding enough lightning to complete the transfer.
                Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                  #9
                  Long queue here.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    ITaking Sasgurus brain out of that environment would never work, unless it was transplanted into something much smaller, like an otter for example. or a vole
                    Who would have any use for a retarded otter though?
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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