Why haven't they developed brain transplant technology yet? Take some young person with a good brain whose body is knackered, and drop their noggin into the head of someone who's brain dead (not necessarily from this forum). Might be a bit weird for a bit looking like someone else, but that's a minor inconvenience, and could even be a plus if you get the Brad Pitt lookylike.
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It's been done. I had my head grafted onto a clone of Johhny Vegas.Originally posted by aardvark View PostWhy haven't they developed brain transplant technology yet? Take some young person with a good brain whose body is knackered, and drop their noggin into the head of someone who's brain dead (not necessarily from this forum). Might be a bit weird for a bit looking like someone else, but that's a minor inconvenience, and could even be a plus if you get the Brad Pitt lookylike.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
Feasible according to one quack.
'First human head transplant now possible', neurosurgeon claims - Telegraph
I'm not sure the picture lends the idea any credibility though.Comment
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I think the hard bit, technologically speaking, is gettin a good fit.Originally posted by aardvark View PostWhy haven't they developed brain transplant technology yet? Take some young person with a good brain whose body is knackered, and drop their noggin into the head of someone who's brain dead (not necessarily from this forum). Might be a bit weird for a bit looking like someone else, but that's a minor inconvenience, and could even be a plus if you get the Brad Pitt lookylike.
take someone with a pea brain for example. It wobbles around on the end of the spinal column and is a grave danger as it thrashes around unless it is constrained by a thick layer of crap. Taking Sasgurus brain out of that environment would never work, unless it was transplanted into something much smaller, like an otter for example. or a vole(\__/)
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Cross species transplants? Woof.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI think the hard bit, technologically speaking, is gettin a good fit.
take someone with a pea brain for example. It wobbles around on the end of the spinal column and is a grave danger as it thrashes around unless it is constrained by a thick layer of crap. Taking Sasgurus brain out of that environment would never work, unless it was transplanted into something much smaller, like an otter for example. or a voleComment
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I can't believe they put it on the wrong endOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostIt's been done. I had my head grafted onto a clone of Johhny Vegas.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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ftfy.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIt's been done. Johnny Vegas had his head grafted onto a clone of my body."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I understand the biggest obstacle is finding enough lightning to complete the transfer.Originally posted by aardvark View PostFeasible according to one quack.
'First human head transplant now possible', neurosurgeon claims - Telegraph
I'm not sure the picture lends the idea any credibility though.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Who would have any use for a retarded otter though?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostITaking Sasgurus brain out of that environment would never work, unless it was transplanted into something much smaller, like an otter for example. or a vole“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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