Why haven't they developed brain transplant technology yet? Take some young person with a good brain whose body is knackered, and drop their noggin into the head of someone who's brain dead (not necessarily from this forum). Might be a bit weird for a bit looking like someone else, but that's a minor inconvenience, and could even be a plus if you get the Brad Pitt lookylike.
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Originally posted by aardvark View PostWhy haven't they developed brain transplant technology yet? Take some young person with a good brain whose body is knackered, and drop their noggin into the head of someone who's brain dead (not necessarily from this forum). Might be a bit weird for a bit looking like someone else, but that's a minor inconvenience, and could even be a plus if you get the Brad Pitt lookylike.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
Feasible according to one quack.
'First human head transplant now possible', neurosurgeon claims - Telegraph
I'm not sure the picture lends the idea any credibility though.Comment
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Originally posted by aardvark View PostWhy haven't they developed brain transplant technology yet? Take some young person with a good brain whose body is knackered, and drop their noggin into the head of someone who's brain dead (not necessarily from this forum). Might be a bit weird for a bit looking like someone else, but that's a minor inconvenience, and could even be a plus if you get the Brad Pitt lookylike.
take someone with a pea brain for example. It wobbles around on the end of the spinal column and is a grave danger as it thrashes around unless it is constrained by a thick layer of crap. Taking Sasgurus brain out of that environment would never work, unless it was transplanted into something much smaller, like an otter for example. or a vole(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI think the hard bit, technologically speaking, is gettin a good fit.
take someone with a pea brain for example. It wobbles around on the end of the spinal column and is a grave danger as it thrashes around unless it is constrained by a thick layer of crap. Taking Sasgurus brain out of that environment would never work, unless it was transplanted into something much smaller, like an otter for example. or a voleComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIt's been done. I had my head grafted onto a clone of Johhny Vegas.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIt's been done. Johnny Vegas had his head grafted onto a clone of my body."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by aardvark View PostFeasible according to one quack.
'First human head transplant now possible', neurosurgeon claims - Telegraph
I'm not sure the picture lends the idea any credibility though.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostITaking Sasgurus brain out of that environment would never work, unless it was transplanted into something much smaller, like an otter for example. or a vole“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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