Originally posted by shaunbhoy
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostThey're trying to reintroduce them into the wild, but I doubt if a Sasguru-transplant otter would have the intelligence to survive in the wild as fishing and even swimming would be beyond it.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostThey're trying to reintroduce them into the wild, but I doubt if a Sasguru-transplant otter would have the intelligence to survive in the wild as fishing and even swimming would be beyond it.
sounds quite nice actually(\__/)
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Originally posted by aardvark View PostWhy haven't they developed brain transplant technology yet?
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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I Will Fear No Evil - Robert Heinlein
Covers it pretty well. From somewhen in the late 60's early 70's
I used to like Robert Heinlein.
Mmmmm must dig it out for a re-read. "Number of the Beast" as well.
I'll give "Stranger in a Strange Land" and "Starship Troopers" a miss though.Comment
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OK, maybe that one is a tad tricky - problems reconnecting nerves and all that stuff.
But what about the alimentary canal? They already remove bits and reconnect the soggy ends when people have bowel nasties.
Why not stomach and any other bits that are affected? Sounds simple enough to replace and reconnect the whole caboodle (or as much as needed) between oesophegus and rectum. Sort of scoop out the innards and replace with nice new healthy ones. No mess, no waste (and no peritonitis). Liver, kidneys, heart and lungs are already commonplace.
Aussie surgeons hope to perform first stomach transplant - Yahoo!7
Disclaimer: IANASurgeon. (and I am slightly drunk.)Comment
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