Contractor till I die - last invoice now posted

[mudskipper]

In which case mine resembles a set of rotten, leaning posts with tattered nets found on a bleak public playing field. Weeks of concrete bowling balls coupled with 'diarrhea', which is basically high speed expulsion of said objects, caused by the chemo don't make for a pleasant combination.

Still if that's the worst thing I'm suffering then I'll not complain too much, I can think of much worse.

You make it sound like a cross between a super soaker and a pea shooter. Perhaps market the idea to Nerf?

[doodab]

Nobody told me this the first time I gave blood and I went to the pub. No idea how I got home.

Makes me wish I was less squeamish and had actually given blood.

I have to say i'm bloody grateful to those that do, so thanks!

[d000hg]

You could have a little bit of BrilloPad inside you...

[doodab]

You make it sound like a cross between a super soaker and a pea shooter. Perhaps market the idea to Nerf?

It's more like squeezing the last toothpaste out of the tube coupled with it having bits of glass in. Not sure anyone would pay for the experience...

It's partly my own fault for taking the morphine several times a day instead of getting them to give me a stronger smack patch. The patches don't have nearly as.bad side effects.

[mudskipper]

Makes me wish I was less squeamish and had actually given blood.

I have to say i'm bloody grateful to those that do, so thanks!

S'OK. Invoice in the post

Haven't for a while since they got funny about appointments - must do well before my hols...

[Gibbon]

Makes me wish I was less squeamish and had actually given blood.

I have to say i'm bloody grateful to those that do, so thanks!

Nice

[speling bee]

You could have a little bit of BrilloPad inside you...

Don't tell churchy.

[doodab]

You could have a little bit of BrilloPad inside you...

Is that the blood transfusion or what's coming out of my bottom?

[suityou01]

Look on the bright side. Least you're not as ill as Suity.

WHS. I'm a poorly lamb today.

Gute Besserung.

[doodab]

A bit of bad news. I got taken into the hospital again at the weekend due to a bowel obstruction. If it clears up (i.e. I have a dump) then I'm back where I was give or take. If not, I have "several weeks" with painkillers and occasional day release from the hospital.

Here's hoping for nice weather and a decent run for England in the world cup.