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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    MIL was like a new woman every time she had a tranfusion. Literally went from barely able to walk across the room to bouncing around like a well person. Hope it does the same for you (except the woman bit, obviously - that would be a bit extreme).
    I had one before and it worked wonders so I'm quite looking forward to it.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      I had one before and it worked wonders so I'm quite looking forward to it.
      My MIL has never worked wonders for me.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        Good to hear the Mk2 jollop seems to be working!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Generally pretty good, I manage to work a bit, play my keyboards a bit, play with the kids from time to time. I do spend quite a lot of time snoozing lately though it seems that might be due to a shortage of red blood cells, so I'm having a transfusion later in the week which should perk me up.

          I feel like a vampire saying that
          As one genetic mutant vampire to another

          I love the day after transfusion
          Growing old is mandatory
          Growing up is optional

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            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Generally pretty good, I manage to work a bit, play my keyboards a bit, play with the kids from time to time. I do spend quite a lot of time snoozing lately though it seems that might be due to a shortage of red blood cells, so I'm having a transfusion later in the week which should perk me up.

            I feel like a vampire saying that
            Have a good cough, it will do you good!

            Stephen's Story: Bucket list cancer teen 'coughs up a tumour' and reveals he's feeling much better | Metro News
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              In my case it's more likely to come out of the other end.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                I had one before and it worked wonders so I'm quite looking forward to it.
                A mate of mine used to donate blood at 10:30 a.m. and then run to the pub for a pint. Apparently that worked wonders too. It's a funny old world
                The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                George Frederic Watts

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  In my case it's more likely to come out of the other end.
                  Any Holes a goal?

                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
                    A mate of mine used to donate blood at 10:30 a.m. and then run to the pub for a pint. Apparently that worked wonders too. It's a funny old world
                    Nobody told me this the first time I gave blood and I went to the pub. No idea how I got home.
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                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      Any Holes a goal?

                      In which case mine resembles a set of rotten, leaning posts with tattered nets found on a bleak public playing field. Weeks of concrete bowling balls coupled with 'diarrhea', which is basically high speed expulsion of said objects, caused by the chemo don't make for a pleasant combination.

                      Still if that's the worst thing I'm suffering then I'll not complain too much, I can think of much worse.
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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