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Originally posted by doodab View PostI had one before and it worked wonders so I'm quite looking forward to it.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Good to hear the Mk2 jollop seems to be working!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostGenerally pretty good, I manage to work a bit, play my keyboards a bit, play with the kids from time to time. I do spend quite a lot of time snoozing lately though it seems that might be due to a shortage of red blood cells, so I'm having a transfusion later in the week which should perk me up.
I feel like a vampire saying that
I love the day after transfusionGrowing old is mandatory
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Originally posted by doodab View PostGenerally pretty good, I manage to work a bit, play my keyboards a bit, play with the kids from time to time. I do spend quite a lot of time snoozing lately though it seems that might be due to a shortage of red blood cells, so I'm having a transfusion later in the week which should perk me up.
I feel like a vampire saying that
Stephen's Story: Bucket list cancer teen 'coughs up a tumour' and reveals he's feeling much better | Metro News"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostHave a good cough, it will do you good!
Stephen's Story: Bucket list cancer teen 'coughs up a tumour' and reveals he's feeling much better | Metro NewsWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI had one before and it worked wonders so I'm quite looking forward to it.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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Originally posted by doodab View PostIn my case it's more likely to come out of the other end.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by speling bee View PostA mate of mine used to donate blood at 10:30 a.m. and then run to the pub for a pint. Apparently that worked wonders too. It's a funny old world+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by vetran View PostAny Holes a goal?
Still if that's the worst thing I'm suffering then I'll not complain too much, I can think of much worse.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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