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Queen angry at police officers eating her Bombay mix, court hears

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    Queen angry at police officers eating her Bombay mix, court hears



    "The Queen was “furious” after royal protection officers helped themselves to Bombay mix and nuts left out for her around Buckingham Palace, a court heard today.

    Palace officials sent a memo to royal protection officers warning them to “keep their sticky fingers out”, after Her Majesty noticed the snacks were disappearing, jurors at the Old Bailey were told.

    The Queen became so incensed that she even began marking the bowls to check if the levels were dropping, it was suggested.

    The extraordinary claims were revealed during evidence at the phone hacking trial, in which jurors were shown a memo sent by News of the World’s former royal editor, Clive Goodman to its then editor Andy Coulson.

    Andrew Edis QC, prosecuting, explained that in the email Mr Goodman had claimed the Queen had been irritated after discovering snacks left in the corridors around the royal apartments had been going missing.

    Mr Edis said: "They were all being scoffed by police. That irritated Her Majesty apparently."

    In the email, which was sent by Mr Goodman in 2005, he wrote: “The Queen is furious about police stealing bowls of nuts and nibbles left out for her in the apartments in the BP [Buckingham Palace] Queen’s corridor.

    “She has a very savoury tooth and staff leave out cashews, Bombay mix, almonds Etc. Prob is that police on patrol eat the lot.

    “Queen is no narked she started marking the bowls to see when the levels dipped. Memo now gone around to all palace cops telling them to keep their sticky fingers out.” "

    Source: Queen angry at police officers eating her Bombay mix, court hears - Telegraph

    Only in England!

    Now that's what I call the constitutional monarchy...

    #2
    Pension the auld basturt off, get rid of the anachronistic concept such is the monarchy.
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
      Pension the auld basturt off, get rid of the anachronistic concept such is the monarchy.
      While we're at it, let's assign everyone a job based on their exam results and make everyone live in identical cubicles 3mx3mx3m. It's ridiculous how inefficient and outmoded the idea of eating meat is as well, when slime is far more efficient a foodstuff per acre.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        Pension the auld basturt off, get rid of the anachronistic concept such is the monarchy.
        Orf with his head!

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          While we're at it, let's assign everyone a job based on their exam results and make everyone live in identical cubicles 3mx3mx3m. It's ridiculous how inefficient and outmoded the idea of eating meat is as well, when slime is far more efficient a foodstuff per acre.
          Originally posted by greenlake View Post
          Orf with his head!

          Me, me, me...

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            #6
            Our monarchy may be the last vestige of an oppressive and brutal regime, but there's no excuse for nicking your bombay mix.
            #teamHerMaj
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Our monarchy may be the last vestige of an oppressive and brutal regime
              Seems a great reason to keep it


              Also I never thought I'd [need to] say this, but you wouldn't catch me with by hand in Her Maj's Bombay Mix.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Our monarchy may be the last vestige of an oppressive and brutal regime, but there's no excuse for nicking your bombay mix.
                #teamHerMaj
                Isn't that HMRC, rather than HM herself?

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                  #9
                  I can see the headline "Police officers chew on Queens nuts"
                  Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                  No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                    #10
                    Off with their fingers!

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