Calling sad tossers - anyone?

**amcdonald** · 12 December 2013, 19:41

I bet he only went in to look for a penis beaker

**Old Greg** · 12 December 2013, 19:48

Rule 1: Don't get caught.

**greenlake** · 12 December 2013, 20:12

He thought he was playing charades instead of Countdown....

**Old Greg** · 12 December 2013, 20:35

Rule 2: Never try to keep time with Stop the Cavalry.

**AtW** · 12 December 2013, 20:42

"He has been banned from entering Britain’s supermarkets unless he is supervised by an adult."

So if he is being watched by adult then it's ok?

**northernladyuk** · 12 December 2013, 20:46

Originally posted by AtW View Post

"He has been banned from entering Britain’s supermarkets unless he is supervised by an adult."

So if he is being watched by adult then it's ok?

Only if he's masturbating up MF's meat aisle.

**darmstadt** · 12 December 2013, 21:09

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Originally posted by In another thread

Give the old man a bell and he'll jizz on it for a quid.

Originally posted by d000hg

I could do that myself for nowt.

Originally posted by In another thread

It's people like you jizzing on your own pizza who are killing the business.

Aha...

**SimonMac** · 12 December 2013, 21:12

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