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  • SimonMac
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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Eugenio Freitas: Shopper caught masturbating in Sainsbury's meat aisle gets nationwide supermarket ban | Metro News
    Originally posted by In another thread
    Give the old man a bell and he'll jizz on it for a quid.
    Originally posted by d000hg
    I could do that myself for nowt.
    Originally posted by In another thread
    It's people like you jizzing on your own pizza who are killing the business.
    Aha...

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    "He has been banned from entering Britain’s supermarkets unless he is supervised by an adult."

    So if he is being watched by adult then it's ok?
    Only if he's masturbating up MF's meat aisle.

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  • AtW
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    "He has been banned from entering Britain’s supermarkets unless he is supervised by an adult."

    So if he is being watched by adult then it's ok?

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  • Old Greg
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    Rule 2: Never try to keep time with Stop the Cavalry.

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  • greenlake
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    He thought he was playing charades instead of Countdown....

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  • Old Greg
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    Rule 1: Don't get caught.

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  • amcdonald
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    I bet he only went in to look for a penis beaker

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  • d000hg
    started a topic Calling sad tossers - anyone?

    Calling sad tossers - anyone?

    Eugenio Freitas: Shopper caught masturbating in Sainsbury's meat aisle gets nationwide supermarket ban | Metro News
    Last edited by d000hg; 12 December 2013, 21:37.
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