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    #11
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Yeah, right. Sure you weren't standing in front of a full length mirror?

    :-)
    Yes. I do not have any yellow socks.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #12
      Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
      I rather admire Mr Richard's music career. He does what he does, has made a good few bob from it, and he means no harm.

      However, what I do take exception to is that he's a Labour Luvvie.
      I take exception to him proclaiming himself such a virtuous Christian but releasing an album every year at christmas to maximise sales from the blue-rinsed brigade whilst brown nosing the rich and powerful at his lavish Caribbean retreat
      If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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        #13
        Originally posted by Bellona View Post
        I take exception to him proclaiming himself such a virtuous Christian but releasing an album every year at christmas to maximise sales from the blue-rinsed brigade whilst brown nosing the rich and powerful at his lavish Caribbean retreat
        "virtuous Christian" is an oxymoron. The rest was redundant.

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          #14
          Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
          "virtuous Christian" is an oxymoron.
          Why?
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bellona View Post
            I take exception to him proclaiming himself such a virtuous Christian but releasing an album every year at christmas to maximise sales from the blue-rinsed brigade whilst brown nosing the rich and powerful at his lavish Caribbean retreat
            good points, well made.

            Giving Mr & Mrs B'Liar free holidays convinced me he was a poor judge of character.

            I think an Obligatory Dwarfer quote is needed.:

            Future Kryten: Kryten, we're epicures now. We travel through history enjoying the very best time has to offer.

            Future Rimmer: Dolphin sweetmeats, roast suckling elephants, baby seal hearts stuffed with dove pate. Food fit for emperors!

            Future Lister: We socialize with all of the greatest figures in history -- the Hapsburgs, the Borgias ...

            Future Kryten: Why, only last week, Louis the Sixteenth threw a banquet especially in our honour.

            Future Rimmer: The man is a complete delight -- urbane, witty, charming ...

            Kryten: He was an idiotic despot who lived in the most obscene luxury while the working classes starved in abject poverty.

            Future Rimmer: Well, we certainly didn't see any of that while we were there!

            Future Kryten: And his wife's an absolute cutie.

            Future Cat: I think they're our favourite hosts. If you don't count the Hitlers.

            Kryten: The who?!

            Future Rimmer: Providing you avoid talking politics, they're an absolute hoot.

            Kryten: You're good friends with the Hitlers?!

            Future Kryten: It's just a social thing. We don't talk about his work. We just have a few laughs, play canasta, and enjoy the odd game of mixed doubles with the Goerings.

            Kryten: I don't believe what I'm hearing!

            Future Rimmer: Look, you have to understand -- we travel back and forth throughout the whole of history, and naturally we want to sample the best of everything. It's just a bit unfortunate that the finest things tend to be in the possession of people who are judged to be a bit dodgy.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
              "virtuous Christian" is an oxymoron.
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Why?
              I draw your attention to the last 5 letters of the descriptive word used.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                I can't stand his sickly sweet music. The most embarrassing moment in many a year was seeing my dad do a karaoke of 'summer holiday' in a restaurant in Rome a few years ago while wearing his favourite pringle sweater and yellow socks.
                Totally impressed that you dad has a pair of sir Cliffs yellow socks and Cliffs favourite pringle sweater




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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Never heard it and I don't want to.
                  What? "Ipso Bunny, we don't talk any more?"

                  Cliff Classic!
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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