Bench regrets?

[Old Greg]

Contractors don't get shares. Taps nose.

I have 2 shares.

[mudskipper]

Day 2 of bench is a sleep deprived haze of CBeebies with YG2 and washing her vomit sodden baby bedding.

Hoping YG 1 doesn't catch it as she's Ganesh / narrator in tomorrow's Key Stage 1 Bollyhem seasonal musical extravaganza.

Excellent - Dontcha love modern Christmas plays?

Suggest you attend an "interview" in London and grab an hour's kip on the train. Or come to the Christmas party and snooze in the corner.

[NickFitz]

Ah RC's pyjama thread. A self indulgent piece that shows what personality traits you need to have to be a complete and utter failure as a contractor.

RC was doing just fine as a contractor last time I went out for a curry with him and Mrs RC. Rather better than you, in fact, as he is a contractor.

[russell]

Contractors don't get shares. Taps nose.

Ah you sold the shares and bough coke?

[MarillionFan]

RC was doing just fine as a contractor last time I went out for a curry with him and Mrs RC. Rather better than you, in fact, as he is a contractor.

I'm in disguise.

[Bellona]

WTF is bench time? Where can I get some?

You can have some of mine, I've had enough of it. Won't even charge you for it

[Bellona]

I'm in disguise.

As what ?
( I know i'm going to regret asking that)

[AtW]

Paying better than contracting thanks for asking.

And they said minimum wage is a bad concept!

Now get me some fries with that order...

[d000hg]

I'm in disguise.

As what ?
( I know i'm going to regret asking that)

He's just wearing a fat-suit and a really pasty pimply face-mask.