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Bench regrets?
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDay 2 of bench is a sleep deprived haze of CBeebies with YG2 and washing her vomit sodden baby bedding.
Hoping YG 1 doesn't catch it as she's Ganesh / narrator in tomorrow's Key Stage 1 Bollyhem seasonal musical extravaganza.
Suggest you attend an "interview" in London and grab an hour's kip on the train. Or come to the Christmas party and snooze in the corner.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAh RC's pyjama thread. A self indulgent piece that shows what personality traits you need to have to be a complete and utter failure as a contractor.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostContractors don't get shares. Taps nose.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostRC was doing just fine as a contractor last time I went out for a curry with him and Mrs RC. Rather better than you, in fact, as he is a contractor.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostWTF is bench time? Where can I get some?If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duckComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm in disguise.
( I know i'm going to regret asking that)If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duckComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPaying better than contracting thanks for asking.
Now get me some fries with that order...Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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