Broken leg

[mudskipper]

If this was his profile on a dating site i'd go out with him

I'd worry about the agent's logo bit, but apart from that he is quite cute.

[Mich the Tester]

His eyes are white splodges of icing with brown dabs in the middle. He's looking cheekily to the right. He has a brown icing smile, and is nose-less.

His chest is covered by agents logo, and he has a brown smartie belly button, and green smartie willy (or perhaps they're buttons)

They could have used a Flake. Or maybe a Toblerone for the extra stimulation.

[greenlake]

His eyes are white splodges of icing with brown dabs in the middle. He's looking cheekily to the right. He has a brown icing smile, and is nose-less.

His chest is covered by agents logo, and he has a brown smartie belly button, and green smartie willy (or perhaps they're buttons)

So, nothing like this one then (except for the green willy)?

[hyperD]

That should be put down, not eaten.

[mudskipper]

So, nothing like this one then (except for the green willy)?

That ones willy is shinier. And it looks like he spilled a bit of white stuff.