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So, nothing like this one then (except for the green willy)?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHis eyes are white splodges of icing with brown dabs in the middle. He's looking cheekily to the right. He has a brown icing smile, and is nose-less.
His chest is covered by agents logo, and he has a brown smartie belly button, and green smartie willy (or perhaps they're buttons)
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They could have used a Flake. Or maybe a Toblerone for the extra stimulation.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHis eyes are white splodges of icing with brown dabs in the middle. He's looking cheekily to the right. He has a brown icing smile, and is nose-less.
His chest is covered by agents logo, and he has a brown smartie belly button, and green smartie willy (or perhaps they're buttons)
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I'd worry about the agent's logo bit, but apart from that he is quite cute.Originally posted by Bellona View PostIf this was his profile on a dating site i'd go out with him

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If this was his profile on a dating site i'd go out with himOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostHis eyes are white splodges of icing with brown dabs in the middle. He's looking cheekily to the right. He has a brown icing smile, and is nose-less.
His chest is covered by agents logo, and he has a brown smartie belly button, and green smartie willy (or perhaps they're buttons)
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His eyes are white splodges of icing with brown dabs in the middle. He's looking cheekily to the right. He has a brown icing smile, and is nose-less.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWere his eyes made of smarties?
His chest is covered by agents logo, and he has a brown smartie belly button, and green smartie willy (or perhaps they're buttons)
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You sure that wasn't just the agents attempt to get his 15% ??Originally posted by mudskipper View Post... and two broken arms on the (branded) gingerbread man that my agent sent as this years festive gift.
He's still smiling though!
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Better eat him straight away before infection sets inOriginally posted by mudskipper View Post... and two broken arms on the (branded) gingerbread man that my agent sent as this years festive gift.
He's still smiling though!
: the gingerbread man, not the agent ( for the benefit of the declared perverts on here
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bite its head offOriginally posted by mudskipper;
He's still smiling though!
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Broken leg
... and two broken arms on the (branded) gingerbread man that my agent sent as this years festive gift.
He's still smiling though!
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