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    Broken leg

    ... and two broken arms on the (branded) gingerbread man that my agent sent as this years festive gift.

    He's still smiling though!

    #2
    Originally posted by mudskipper;

    He's still smiling though!
    bite its head off

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      #3
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      ... and two broken arms on the (branded) gingerbread man that my agent sent as this years festive gift.

      He's still smiling though!
      Better eat him straight away before infection sets in : the gingerbread man, not the agent ( for the benefit of the declared perverts on here )
      If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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        #4
        And I thought I was in bad shape.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          ... and two broken arms on the (branded) gingerbread man that my agent sent as this years festive gift.

          He's still smiling though!
          You sure that wasn't just the agents attempt to get his 15% ??
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #6
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            You sure that wasn't just the agents attempt to get his 15% ??
            15% = Gingerbread man ?
            Must of been the size of a dog !
            If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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              #7
              Were his eyes made of smarties?
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                bite its head off
                The agents?
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Were his eyes made of smarties?
                  His eyes are white splodges of icing with brown dabs in the middle. He's looking cheekily to the right. He has a brown icing smile, and is nose-less.

                  His chest is covered by agents logo, and he has a brown smartie belly button, and green smartie willy (or perhaps they're buttons)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    His eyes are white splodges of icing with brown dabs in the middle. He's looking cheekily to the right. He has a brown icing smile, and is nose-less.

                    His chest is covered by agents logo, and he has a brown smartie belly button, and green smartie willy (or perhaps they're buttons)
                    If this was his profile on a dating site i'd go out with him
                    If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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