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Have you been done to reception to see what they suggest.merely at clientco for the entertainment -
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IMHO that's a better test for competence in IT than many that I have seen.Originally posted by aardvark View PostJeez, it's not rocket science.
Step 1 : Leaving the safe empty, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.
Step 2 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.
If Step 2 completes successfully, then
Step 3 : Place your items in the safe, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.
Step 4 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.
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He's having a stakeholder requirements workshop with them this very moment.Originally posted by eek View PostHave you been done to reception to see what they suggest.Comment
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Thanks for the advice. Yes I tested the safe first. Yes it worked. Yes one cycle of locky unlocky was completed.
In the morning it was fooked.
The hotel sent someone in with a widget to unlock it.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Was the fault tracked back to a Jersey investment bank?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThanks for the advice. Yes I tested the safe first. Yes it worked. Yes one cycle of locky unlocky was completed.
In the morning it was fooked.
The hotel sent someone in with a widget to unlock it.Comment
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Has suity ever been involved with a project that has not gone horribly wrong the moment he arrives?Comment
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It's a good job he's always there to save the day.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHas suity ever been involved with a project that has not gone horribly wrong the moment he arrives?
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