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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Has suity ever been involved with a project that has not gone horribly wrong the moment he arrives?
    It's a good job he's always there to save the day.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Has suity ever been involved with a project that has not gone horribly wrong the moment he arrives?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Thanks for the advice. Yes I tested the safe first. Yes it worked. Yes one cycle of locky unlocky was completed.

    In the morning it was fooked.

    The hotel sent someone in with a widget to unlock it.
    Was the fault tracked back to a Jersey investment bank?

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  • suityou01
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    Thanks for the advice. Yes I tested the safe first. Yes it worked. Yes one cycle of locky unlocky was completed.

    In the morning it was fooked.

    The hotel sent someone in with a widget to unlock it.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Have you been done to reception to see what they suggest.
    He's having a stakeholder requirements workshop with them this very moment.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by aardvark View Post
    Jeez, it's not rocket science.

    Step 1 : Leaving the safe empty, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

    Step 2 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

    If Step 2 completes successfully, then

    Step 3 : Place your items in the safe, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

    Step 4 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

    End If
    IMHO that's a better test for competence in IT than many that I have seen.

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  • Freamon
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  • eek
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Had a lovely time looking round the Christmas market yesterday and it now looks like we might be staying here for a while

    That is unless we can get our passports out of the hotel room safe.

    Step 1 : Place your items in the safe, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

    All good. As you press the numbers they appear on the LED screen in place of dashes.

    Step 2 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

    Doesn't beep when I press the buttons. Just displays 4 dimmed dashes and seems unresponsive.

    Have you been done to reception to see what they suggest.

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  • aardvark
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Had a lovely time looking round the Christmas market yesterday and it now looks like we might be staying here for a while

    That is unless we can get our passports out of the hotel room safe.

    Step 1 : Place your items in the safe, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

    All good. As you press the numbers they appear on the LED screen in place of dashes.

    Step 2 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

    Doesn't beep when I press the buttons. Just displays 4 dimmed dashes and seems unresponsive.

    Jeez, it's not rocket science.

    Step 1 : Leaving the safe empty, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

    Step 2 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

    If Step 2 completes successfully, then

    Step 3 : Place your items in the safe, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

    Step 4 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

    End If

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  • aoxomoxoa
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Had a lovely time looking round the Christmas market yesterday and it now looks like we might be staying here for a while

    That is unless we can get our passports out of the hotel room safe.

    Step 1 : Place your items in the safe, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

    All good. As you press the numbers they appear on the LED screen in place of dashes.

    Step 2 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

    Doesn't beep when I press the buttons. Just displays 4 dimmed dashes and seems unresponsive.

    Are you sure you're cut out to stay in hotels?

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  • ctdctd
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Have you tried

    Nein, nein, nein, nein?



    That's quite good for you.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Have you tried

    Nein, nein, nein, nein?

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  • Old Greg
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    Have you tried switching it off and on again?

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  • darmstadt
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    You have to enter the numbers in German

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    4 children says she'll find someone to open the safe while you're out
    FTFY

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