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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Had a lovely time looking round the Christmas market yesterday and it now looks like we might be staying here for a while

    That is unless we can get our passports out of the hotel room safe.

    Step 1 : Place your items in the safe, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

    All good. As you press the numbers they appear on the LED screen in place of dashes.

    Step 2 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

    Doesn't beep when I press the buttons. Just displays 4 dimmed dashes and seems unresponsive.

    Have you been done to reception to see what they suggest.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #12
      "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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        #13
        Originally posted by aardvark View Post
        Jeez, it's not rocket science.

        Step 1 : Leaving the safe empty, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

        Step 2 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

        If Step 2 completes successfully, then

        Step 3 : Place your items in the safe, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

        Step 4 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

        End If
        IMHO that's a better test for competence in IT than many that I have seen.

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          #14
          Originally posted by eek View Post
          Have you been done to reception to see what they suggest.
          He's having a stakeholder requirements workshop with them this very moment.

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            #15
            Thanks for the advice. Yes I tested the safe first. Yes it worked. Yes one cycle of locky unlocky was completed.

            In the morning it was fooked.

            The hotel sent someone in with a widget to unlock it.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Thanks for the advice. Yes I tested the safe first. Yes it worked. Yes one cycle of locky unlocky was completed.

              In the morning it was fooked.

              The hotel sent someone in with a widget to unlock it.
              Was the fault tracked back to a Jersey investment bank?

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                #17
                Has suity ever been involved with a project that has not gone horribly wrong the moment he arrives?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Has suity ever been involved with a project that has not gone horribly wrong the moment he arrives?
                  It's a good job he's always there to save the day.

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