What do you want for Christmas?

[Old Greg]

Nope, it turns out that scientific dating methods are all wrong and (I swear that he said this) logic is 'just a rehash of old pagan beliefs dressed in the drag of science'. So fossils prove nothing and there are no transitional species anyway. Although thus far both he and his father give incorrect definitions for evolution, natural selection, theory, macro evolution and micro evolution. When I have previously corrected their terms they continue with the same argument without pausing for breath and reverted back to their incorrect definitions after the conversation.

All the time this nonsense is being thrown around my 4 year old is taking it in!

Tell them that their particular church is under the control of a demon and their views are a corruption of the true teachings. Everything they say, you just reply that that is a demonic trick. If they use an ounce of logic, this is a demonstration of their pagan demonic possession. They are therefore going to Hell where they will be eternally ****ed by pigs in front of the neighbours.

The next Christmas will be more enjoyable.

[d000hg]

Everyone knows scientific dating techniques are a load of rubbish. Who would ask a scientist for advice on dating?

[Mich the Tester]

Everyone knows scientific dating techniques are a load of rubbish. Who would ask a scientist for advice on dating?

[MyUserName]

Everyone knows scientific dating techniques are a load of rubbish. Who would ask a scientist for advice on dating?

Hey, didn't SASGuru say he was a scientist .... oh I see your point.

[original PM]

Tell them that their particular church is under the control of a demon and their views are a corruption of the true teachings. Everything they say, you just reply that that is a demonic trick. If they use an ounce of logic, this is a demonstration of their pagan demonic possession. They are therefore going to Hell where they will be eternally ****ed by pigs in front of the neighbours.

The next Christmas will be more enjoyable.

+1

[evilagent]

Everyone knows scientific dating techniques are a load of rubbish. Who would ask a scientist for advice on dating?

A stamp-collecting accountant.

[MyUserName]

Tell them that their particular church is under the control of a demon and their views are a corruption of the true teachings. Everything they say, you just reply that that is a demonic trick. If they use an ounce of logic, this is a demonstration of their pagan demonic possession. They are therefore going to Hell where they will be eternally ****ed by pigs in front of the neighbours.

The next Christmas will be more enjoyable.

That might be a tall order ...