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Tougher sentences for parole violators.
And world peace.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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Snow, honey mead, and a long winterSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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A Houppelande.
Some Walking Dead comics.
Failing that, I have no idea, my in-laws not banging on about creationalism being right and evolution being wrong when we are having Christmas lunch would be nice (apparently I have to keep quite to avoid causing offence but they are not bound by the same rules).
My wife wants a new vaccum cleaner which makes things easy as she has even told me which one she wants!Comment
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Best start negotiating with his agent then.Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
My wife wants a new vaccum cleaner which makes things easy as she has even told me which one she wants!
Touring Show Schedules | ChippendalesAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Haven't even thought about xmas yet, even though technically we should be giving each other gifts next week.
I think we'll probably hold off on large gifts and then get them delivered to the new house in the new year.Comment
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You could probably shut them up by telling them that it's "creationism" rather than "creationalism"Originally posted by MyUserName View PostFailing that, I have no idea, my in-laws not banging on about creationalism being right and evolution being wrong when we are having Christmas lunch would be nice (apparently I have to keep quite to avoid causing offence but they are not bound by the same rules).Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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ftfyOriginally posted by DirtyDog View PostYou could probably shut them up by going somewhere else for lunch.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by DirtyDog View PostYou could probably shut them up by telling them that it's "cretinism" rather than "creationalism"While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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