False widow found in kitchen

[suityou01]

1) Go upstairs, quietly so as not to wake the kids
2) Enter your bedroom and strip the sheets
3) Take the sheet into the kitchen
4) In one motion remove the glass and place the sheet over the spider

Within a couple of minutes the moisture and smell from the urine should kill it.

You're welcome.

SY02 ==>

[MarillionFan]

You big f**king wimp.

[AtW]

The only good widow is ...

[darmstadt]

Look anything like this:

[SimonMac]

News just in, SY02 might be manning up to do it.

Least one of you is a man

[darmstadt]

Least one of you is a man

But who has the biggest tits / hairiest legs / best mustache / deepest voice?

[NotAllThere]

But who has the biggest tits / hairiest legs / best mustache / deepest voice?

The spider?

Anyway, what you should do if you find a spider in your house is leave it alone. It'll keep mosquito and other bug populations down.

[Mich the Tester]

Size 9 the fcker jeez

WHS

Stand on it. Put your shoes on first.

[MarillionFan]

The spider?

Anyway, what you should do if you find a spider in your house is leave it alone. It'll keep mosquito and other bug populations down.

mosquito? Where do you live? Africa???

[d000hg]

Squirt bug-spray under the glass.