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Semen is good for women's health and helps fight depression

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    Semen is good for women's health and helps fight depression

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    Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression' | Mail Online

    Any of the CUK ladies need cheering up?

    #2
    ever the optimist hey Platypus!

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      #3
      Shhhh!



      You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to original PM again.

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        #4
        Is then when David comes out of retirement and promotes womens health
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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          #5
          I can imagine some entrepreneur bottling it and outsourcing production to some backstreet in Delhi. Must produce at least eight doings per hour.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            I can imagine some entrepreneur bottling it and outsourcing production to some backstreet in Delhi. Must produce at least eight doings per hour.
            Eventually it will be offshored and the guys who can do it with much quickness will suddenly find themselves in demand for a change.
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              #7
              It didn't make this girl happy

              Man Found Guilty In Semen Assault Case « CBS Los Angeles

              Lallana and the woman — identified only as Tiffany G. — began working together at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network in Newport Beach. They were both later transferred last year to the company’s office in Orange.
              “It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone,”
              Tiffany testified that she left her water bottle on her desk in the Newport Beach office on a Friday in January of last year. She said that when she returned the following Monday and drank from the bottle, she tasted what she believed to be semen.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Was this report produced by the Ron Jeremy Research Institute?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                  #9
                  You sure its not the other way round? Have you ever tried to get a blowjob from a depressed woman?
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #10
                    Worse, have you ever tried to get a blowjob once you've married a woman?
                    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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