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Previously on "Semen is good for women's health and helps fight depression"

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Have you tried marrying a man instead?
    Thankfully not

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    From the same woman I married?
    Depends what kind of priest you are.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Worse, have you ever tried to get a blowjob once you've married a woman?
    Have you tried marrying a man instead?

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  • vetran
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    you have an alternative according to the article, you don't need to give orally an injection seems to work fine.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Worse, have you ever tried to get a blowjob once you've married a woman?
    From the same woman I married?

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Worse, have you ever tried to get a blowjob once you've married a woman?

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  • SimonMac
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    You sure its not the other way round? Have you ever tried to get a blowjob from a depressed woman?

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  • Zippy
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    Was this report produced by the Ron Jeremy Research Institute?

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  • vetran
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    It didn't make this girl happy

    Man Found Guilty In Semen Assault Case « CBS Los Angeles

    Lallana and the woman — identified only as Tiffany G. — began working together at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network in Newport Beach. They were both later transferred last year to the company’s office in Orange.
    “It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone,”
    Tiffany testified that she left her water bottle on her desk in the Newport Beach office on a Friday in January of last year. She said that when she returned the following Monday and drank from the bottle, she tasted what she believed to be semen.

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I can imagine some entrepreneur bottling it and outsourcing production to some backstreet in Delhi. Must produce at least eight doings per hour.
    Eventually it will be offshored and the guys who can do it with much quickness will suddenly find themselves in demand for a change.

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  • Paddy
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    I can imagine some entrepreneur bottling it and outsourcing production to some backstreet in Delhi. Must produce at least eight doings per hour.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Is then when David comes out of retirement and promotes womens health

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  • Platypus
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    Shhhh!



    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to original PM again.

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  • original PM
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    ever the optimist hey Platypus!

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  • Semen is good for women's health and helps fight depression

    Sorry for the DM link
    Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression' | Mail Online

    Any of the CUK ladies need cheering up?

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