Will there be a new member description at 5k posts?

[Xenophon]

Or is 'Super poster' the last one? I think ZG is the closest to 5k posts at the mo.

[AtW]

There was (allegedly) a change of policy - reaching 5k posts triggers death squad dispatching...

[Xenophon]

There was (allegedly) a change of policy - reaching 5k posts triggers death squad dispatching...

They said the internet would go 'pop' if 'test please delete' got past 2k replies and it has more than doubled that now.

[DaveB]

There was (allegedly) a change of policy - reaching 5k posts triggers death squad dispatching...

You'll never take me alive, copper...

I belive that is the original intent

[The Lone Gunman]

Damn.

Someone spotted the flaw in my cunning plan...

Come on Zeit, a bit of effort on your part and you can get both your count and the "test please delete" count passed the 5000 mark.

Go on hero status beckons. You may even achieve a zen like state of enlightenment.

[Emperor Dalek]

Once you reach 5000 posts you become a being of pure energy.

[DaveB]

Once you reach 5000 posts you become a being of pure energy.

Should'nt that be pure bulltulip?

[Emperor Dalek]

Should'nt that be pure bulltulip?

That can't be the case. Threaded only has 2,601 posts and he's achieved it already.

[Fungus]

That can't be the case. Threaded only has 2,601 posts and he's achieved it already.

His points have eaten so many pies that they are big fat wobble gut lard bucket points, and count for more than others.

[The Lone Gunman]

That can't be the case. Threaded only has 2,601 posts and he's achieved it already.

Ah yes but threaded has a time machine. In the furture he has made so many posts that he is way past bulltulip mode. Though his post count at this time is too low he brought his bulltulip status back with him.
I am sure he will explain the phenomena better than I.