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The John Lewis advert
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My tulipgiveometer barely flickers. I haven't see it and I don't care.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
They are all tulip. Boots, Tesco, Morrison's, M&S, John Lewis..."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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All the Christmas ads this year are over-long and annoying in a cloying "trying to make an arty film" kind of way.
Hard Brexit now!
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I blame Wilkinsons the idiots in their marketing team think the public are so thick they need to tell the customers what to do with a kettle.
They now have little phrase on each item.
'pop on and we can have a nice cup of tea.' - Kettle
'use this to fry mars bars' - Deep fat fryer (north of the border only)
'stick these on if you are old to keep the floor dry' - Adult Diapers
Its almost as condescending as political parties.Comment
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They have a "cave" in peter Jones with a TV showing the video - repeat after repeat. The shop assistant said he would never tire of watching it
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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The Ad is obviously doing its job quite well!
Although you all hate it/slag it off etc - You are talking about it!
The Hype is exactly that - Hype to get brand awareness and all that tulip.
I am not suggesting that I agree with the notion that spending squillions of quid to make the adverts, plus seeding twatter, bribing the journos and all the other media feeding frenzy is actually "worth" it/anything but it appears to have achieved what the Marketing Luvvies wanted.Comment
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Pointless, why don't they show offers and deals, i.e. actual useful information. Or just a 5 second add with their logo and saying the money they would have spent went to charity.Comment
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I think someone did that a few years ago -Originally posted by russell View PostOr just a 5 second add with their logo and saying the money they would have spent went to charity.
"We haven't spent squillions on an Xmas advert - We are giving it to charidy instead"
Can't remember who it was though..Comment
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