Here's one for Sasguru !

[Andyw]

Oh dear ? ! have I said something wrong ?

[sasguru]

Oh dear ? ! have I said something wrong ?

Excellent. Another contender for the job-share post of Village Idiot (now that Chico only works part-time)

[Chico]

Excellent. Another contender for the job-share post of Village Idiot (now that Chico only works part-time)

Sasguru you cannot help yourself. Why the urge to mention me every day? Why do I fascinate you so?

[Fungus]

Excellent. Another contender for the job-share post of Village Idiot (now that Chico only works part-time)

I fear that neither satisfies the intellectual demands of being an idiot. Moron, cretin or imbecile maybe, but idiot? Nah. They can but dream of such lofty achievements.

[Pondlife]

Since Mailman and Chico have been in this permie role for a while now, surely they have rights. I would expect they're entitled to some sort of notice period even if it's just to ensure an effective handover of responsibility and a smooth transition.