Here's one for Sasguru !

[Pondlife]

Since Mailman and Chico have been in this permie role for a while now, surely they have rights. I would expect they're entitled to some sort of notice period even if it's just to ensure an effective handover of responsibility and a smooth transition.

[Fungus]

Excellent. Another contender for the job-share post of Village Idiot (now that Chico only works part-time)

I fear that neither satisfies the intellectual demands of being an idiot. Moron, cretin or imbecile maybe, but idiot? Nah. They can but dream of such lofty achievements.

[Chico]

Excellent. Another contender for the job-share post of Village Idiot (now that Chico only works part-time)

Sasguru you cannot help yourself. Why the urge to mention me every day? Why do I fascinate you so?

[sasguru]

Oh dear ? ! have I said something wrong ?

Excellent. Another contender for the job-share post of Village Idiot (now that Chico only works part-time)

[Andyw]

Oh dear ? ! have I said something wrong ?

[sasguru]

Oh Dear! (TM)

Flattered though I am that you think of me, I'm afraid the feeling is not mutual. You're a little like an annoying gnat, which I suppose is inevitable given your gnat-like brain.

[DaveB]

Anyone interested in a spread, say 160-170?

[Andyw]

TILT !

[Pondlife]

One Hundred and Forty Six and counting...

Ahh the heady days of 24 strikes and you're out. How I miss them

[Xenophon]

One Hundred and Forty Six and counting...

[Andyw]

Andy, certainly and improvement on the usual "shudda**** up"

Why thank you !

[Numptycorner]

Andy, certainly and improvement on the usual "shudda**** up"

[Lucifer Box]

Look, we know you've got the hots for Cap'n Jack, so there's no point trying to divert attention from it by brandishing your arse at other people.

[DaveB]

Ah, another concise and witty post for the archives. Well done sir, well done!

[Andyw]

Here's my daily greeting to you