Finally, some worthwhile use of research funding in physics

**CheeseSlice** · 7 November 2013, 10:49

About time too. Why-oh-why are we trying to isolate Higgs bosons when there are real issues in this world that need to be fixed.

**doodab** · 7 November 2013, 10:52

I, on the other hand, appear to have invented time travel.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...l-science.html

**Churchill** · 7 November 2013, 10:53

Distance of breakup from the nozzle is a function of liquid viscosity, pressure and the frequency and amplitude of the nozzle vibration. Shaky hands and you're well bolloxed.

Try sitting down.

**northernladuk** · 7 November 2013, 11:07

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Distance of breakup from the nozzle is a function of liquid viscosity, pressure and the frequency and amplitude of the nozzle vibration. Shaky hands and you're well bolloxed.

Try hovering .

FTFY

**Paddy** · 7 November 2013, 11:32

The Dutch have already solved it. They have a fly on the urinal to aim at the correct angle.

**Churchill** · 7 November 2013, 11:34

Originally posted by Paddy View Post

The Dutch have already solved it. They have a fly on the urinal to aim at the correct angle.

How does that compensate for differing heights?

**CheeseSlice** · 7 November 2013, 11:44

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Try sitting down.

You sitzpinkler!

(according to that BBC article)

**DaveB** · 7 November 2013, 11:47

Originally posted by doodab View Post

I, on the other hand, appear to have invented time travel.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...l-science.html

It's all in the timing

Finally, some worthwhile use of research funding in physics