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Songs not to have at a wedding
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Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent. -
Nice to see the spirit of bleak cynicism is undead and well on CUK.
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LOL at this thread.
A few years ago I was at a wedding reception. I requested "Tainted Love" (good dancing material) but the idiot DJ played the extended version which morphs into "Where Did Our Love Go?". Gawd it was awful no-one knew where to look, and the long version goes on forever.
Less than a year later they were divorced
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Wow - so you're an ex-anarchist punk ?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAnti Nowhere League
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One for the brides family - Iron Maiden: Bring your daughter to the slaughter'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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REM - Everybody Hurts
No Doubt - Don't Speak
Nancy Sinatra - These boots are made for walking
Annie Lenox - Walking on broken glass
Poison - Every rose has its thorn
Bon Jovi - U give love a bad name
Bonnie Tyler - Total eclipse of the heart
Tina Turner - What's love got to do with it
Culture Club - Do you really want to hurt me
Ace of Base - The sign
Roxette - It must have been love
Cher - If I could turn back time
Toni Braxton - Unbreak my heart
Amy Winehouse - Love is a losing game
Bill Withers - Aint no sunshine
Chris Isaaks - Wicked GameJoin IPSEComment
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Are you sure that list is complete?Originally posted by Alias View PostList
I suggest you Google all song titles ever and apply filters for completeness.Comment
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Probably most of these: The Best Of The Worst Country-western Song Titles“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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