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    #21
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    FTFY
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      What I personally love is that he had "booze" and "beer" as separate items showing he is really suffering.
      BBC News - Russia classifies beer as alcoholic

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        #23
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        BBC News - Russia classifies beer as alcoholic
        Until now anything containing less than 10% alcohol in Russia has been considered a foodstuff.
        10%? That doesn't even cover wine. 15% would be more like it.

        By booze I mean whiskey and cocktails.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #24
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          I've already had to give up fags, booze, coffee, spicy food, fatty food and beer. I'm ****ed if I'm going to let them take my expensive spaghetti as well.
          No wonder your bowels are protesting.

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            #25
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            I think I've burst a haemorrhoid
            You must be careful who you allow to push in your stool...
            I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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              #26
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              No wonder your bowels are protesting.
              My whole body is protesting. How is it supposed to function without coffee?
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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