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    #11
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I think I've burst a haemorrhoid
    Since going gluten free I've not had any trouble. Just a thought.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Since going gluten free I've not had any trouble. Just a thought.
      Thats because products with gluten in them make the out layer of a farmer softer, this basically means that your's are slowly building up to the consistency of a coconut, and one day, just one day, you'll wish hadn't gone gluten free...
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #13
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        Thats because products with gluten in them make the out layer of a farmer softer, this basically means that your's are slowly building up to the consistency of a coconut, and one day, just one day, you'll wish hadn't gone gluten free...
        La la la la la la

        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Since going gluten free I've not had any trouble. Just a thought.
          I've already had to give up fags, booze, coffee, spicy food, fatty food and beer. I'm ****ed if I'm going to let them take my expensive spaghetti as well.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            I've already had to give up fags, booze, coffee, spicy food, fatty food and beer. I'm ****ed if I'm going to let them take my expensive spaghetti as well.
            You can have gluten free spaghetti and it's expensive - though it does have a taste disadvantage.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #16
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              I've already had to give up fags, booze, coffee, spicy food, fatty food and beer. I'm ****ed if I'm going to let them take my expensive spaghetti as well.
              Shall I terminate the "Doodab's liver" sockpuppet then?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Shall I terminate the "Doodab's liver" sockpuppet then?
                What I personally love is that he had "booze" and "beer" as separate items showing he is really suffering.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  What I personally love is that he had "booze" and "beer" as separate items showing he is really suffering.


                  Good spot!
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    You can have gluten free spaghetti and it's expensive - though it does have a taste disadvantage.
                    It is rank (although my coeliac five year old doesn't notice). There was some acceptable GF pasta in Italy, where they have a high incidence of coeliac disease and a low tolerance of bad pasta. I have now mastered the art of a GF lasagne.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

                      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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