Reply to: What a bloody mess

[doodab]

No wonder your bowels are protesting.

My whole body is protesting. How is it supposed to function without coffee?

[Scruff]

I think I've burst a haemorrhoid

You must be careful who you allow to push in your stool...

[mudskipper]

I've already had to give up fags, booze, coffee, spicy food, fatty food and beer. I'm ****ed if I'm going to let them take my expensive spaghetti as well.

No wonder your bowels are protesting.

[doodab]

BBC News - Russia classifies beer as alcoholic

Until now anything containing less than 10% alcohol in Russia has been considered a foodstuff.

10%? That doesn't even cover wine. 15% would be more like it.

By booze I mean whiskey and cocktails.

[Old Greg]

What I personally love is that he had "booze" and "beer" as separate items showing he is really suffering.

BBC News - Russia classifies beer as alcoholic

[suityou01]

FTFY

[scooterscot]

[Old Greg]

You can have gluten free spaghetti and it's expensive - though it does have a taste disadvantage.

It is rank (although my coeliac five year old doesn't notice). There was some acceptable GF pasta in Italy, where they have a high incidence of coeliac disease and a low tolerance of bad pasta. I have now mastered the art of a GF lasagne.

[suityou01]

What I personally love is that he had "booze" and "beer" as separate items showing he is really suffering.

Good spot!

[SueEllen]

Shall I terminate the "Doodab's liver" sockpuppet then?

What I personally love is that he had "booze" and "beer" as separate items showing he is really suffering.

[suityou01]

I've already had to give up fags, booze, coffee, spicy food, fatty food and beer. I'm ****ed if I'm going to let them take my expensive spaghetti as well.

Shall I terminate the "Doodab's liver" sockpuppet then?

[SueEllen]

I've already had to give up fags, booze, coffee, spicy food, fatty food and beer. I'm ****ed if I'm going to let them take my expensive spaghetti as well.

You can have gluten free spaghetti and it's expensive - though it does have a taste disadvantage.

[doodab]

Since going gluten free I've not had any trouble. Just a thought.

I've already had to give up fags, booze, coffee, spicy food, fatty food and beer. I'm ****ed if I'm going to let them take my expensive spaghetti as well.

[suityou01]

Thats because products with gluten in them make the out layer of a farmer softer, this basically means that your's are slowly building up to the consistency of a coconut, and one day, just one day, you'll wish hadn't gone gluten free...

La la la la la la

[darmstadt]

Since going gluten free I've not had any trouble. Just a thought.

Thats because products with gluten in them make the out layer of a farmer softer, this basically means that your's are slowly building up to the consistency of a coconut, and one day, just one day, you'll wish hadn't gone gluten free...