Do I have it? Or am I just a miserable arsehole?
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What do I need to do, put a deposit down?Originally posted by rhubarb View PostWould you like to borrow some blue pants ?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Surely you need to borrow the pants because you've put a deposit down?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat do I need to do, put a deposit down?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Predictable, but good.Originally posted by doodab View PostSurely you need to borrow the pants because you've put a deposit down?
The pants have got a rear access 'slit', so perhaps not the best solution for your issue anywayPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Your nickname isn't Miss Whiplash by any chance ?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPredictable, but good.
The pants have got a rear access 'slit', so perhaps not the best solution for your issue anyway
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Are we talking about an 'access' or an 'exit' slit here?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPredictable, but good.
The pants have got a rear access 'slit', so perhaps not the best solution for your issue anywayAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Could be useful in saving a few valuable seconds in an emergency. No need to drop them, just part cheeks and pants in one easy movementOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPredictable, but good.
The pants have got a rear access 'slit', so perhaps not the best solution for your issue anyway
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I guess it would depend. I'd say access, because I think that was the way they were designed to be used [I know this from rhubarb].Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAre we talking about an 'access' or an 'exit' slit here?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Access. And not in a good way.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI guess it would depend. I'd say access, because I think that was the way they were designed to be used [I know this from rhubarb].Comment
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