If you are over 50 try giving up gluten. Or dairy . Or both.
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I'm not knocking it, I meant that most men wouldn't take that attitude.Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostDon't knock it till you try it.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I've heard of stranger things, I've heard of people having a tiswas fetish and only able to get off if they're naked covered in custard and have custard pies flung at themOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm not knocking it, I meant that most men wouldn't take that attitude.
Then theres people who get off seeing naked women fart on birthday cakes
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Thats not normal? tulipOriginally posted by amcdonald View PostI've heard of stranger things, I've heard of people having a tiswas fetish and only able to get off if they're naked covered in custard and have custard pies flung at them
Then theres people who get off seeing naked women fart on birthday cakes
It's a weird world out there....
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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