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Previously on "Irritable Bowel Syndrome"

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    I've heard of stranger things, I've heard of people having a tiswas fetish and only able to get off if they're naked covered in custard and have custard pies flung at them

    Then theres people who get off seeing naked women fart on birthday cakes

    It's a weird world out there....
    Thats not normal? tulip

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I'm not knocking it, I meant that most men wouldn't take that attitude.
    I've heard of stranger things, I've heard of people having a tiswas fetish and only able to get off if they're naked covered in custard and have custard pies flung at them

    Then theres people who get off seeing naked women fart on birthday cakes

    It's a weird world out there....

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    Don't knock it till you try it.
    I'm not knocking it, I meant that most men wouldn't take that attitude.

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  • socialworker
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    If you are over 50 try giving up gluten. Or dairy . Or both.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    Yuo're more open minded than most men if you think there's a good way.
    Don't knock it till you try it.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post
    Not sure about IBS but I think I may have lactose intollerance. On days when I've drunk several cups of coffee with milk, I've found myself going to the loo for a wet "number 2" as many as 4 or 5 times which is unpleasant and quite an inconvenience, to say the least. I suspect that both caffine and milk both have an adverse effect on my guts, causing a diarrhea affect. I recently reduced my intake of both caffine and milk and it has definitely improved my situation.

    This post is not advice. I'm not a medical expert.
    ten pints of fozzies plus a chicken jalfrezi with popadoms has a similar effect on me. The missus and the doctor are getting alarmed so I made a life changing decision. no more popadoms from now on

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Do I have it? Or am I just a miserable arsehole?
    I don't think the two are mutually exclusive.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, but since cutting down on coffee and milk you could perhaps be called an 'ex spurt'.

    Originally posted by vetran View Post

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, but since cutting down on coffee and milk you could perhaps be called an 'ex spurt'.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post
    Not sure about IBS but I think I may have lactose intollerance. On days when I've drunk several cups of coffee with milk, I've found myself going to the loo for a wet "number 2" as many as 4 or 5 times which is unpleasant and quite an inconvenience, to say the least. I suspect that both caffine and milk both have an adverse effect on my guts, causing a diarrhea affect. I recently reduced my intake of both caffine and milk and it has definitely improved my situation.

    This post is not advice. I'm not a medical expert.
    No, but since cutting down on coffee and milk you could perhaps be called an 'ex spurt'.

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  • Jeff Maginty
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    ..
    Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 11 June 2022, 08:23.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
    Access. And not in a good way.
    "Crotchless knickers. Used once"

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
    Access. And not in a good way.


    Yuo're more open minded than most men if you think there's a good way.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
    Access. And not in a good way.
    What goes in must come out.

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  • rhubarb
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I guess it would depend. I'd say access, because I think that was the way they were designed to be used [I know this from rhubarb].
    Access. And not in a good way.

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