I know it's probably not great form to link to mumsnet [again] but this thread had me in stitches. Have any of you lot dumped someone in a cowardly fashion?
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I got so fed up over one womans inane conversations, that in the midst of a meal at a restaurant with a load of her friends I told her to shut the f**k up and find someone who actually gives a sh*t
She was a right tart anyway, and whilst the nookie was good I just couldn't face listening to her anymoreDoing the needful since 1827 -
Done x2 by text but they knew they were on 'final warnings' so to speak.
I was done after paying for a meal out - feeky checker.Comment
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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360 reviews...Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Do you do appraisals?!merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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DH & DP - translation?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Not as funny as this one. Now we know why SAS keeps a thimble by his bedOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Do you dunk your penis? | Mumsnet DiscussionLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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DH = Darling HusbandOriginally posted by vetran View Post
DP - Darling Partner
[I think]
DC = darling children
DS = darling son
DD = darling daughter
EBF = exclusively breastfed
TTC = trying to conceive
That's all I can really figure out so far. I think we need some CUK abbreviations.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I have been awful at splitting up with women. The approach I had was the treat so badly that they'd leave as I was too cowardly to split (I enjoyed the sex mostly and probably didnt want to give that up).
Even now I cringe at remembering some of the things I got up to in front of girlfriends whom I didn’t want to go out with anymore.
I went on holiday with one girl to St Lucia and we, pretty much, split up on the first night. For 2 weeks she shagged about anything she could get her hands on. Was pretty humiliating having to sit/sleep on the beach most nights as she was in the room shagging.Comment
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