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    AIBU to find this v funny?

    I know it's probably not great form to link to mumsnet [again] but this thread had me in stitches. Have any of you lot dumped someone in a cowardly fashion?
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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    I got so fed up over one womans inane conversations, that in the midst of a meal at a restaurant with a load of her friends I told her to shut the f**k up and find someone who actually gives a sh*t

    She was a right tart anyway, and whilst the nookie was good I just couldn't face listening to her anymore
    Doing the needful since 1827

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      #3
      Done x2 by text but they knew they were on 'final warnings' so to speak.

      I was done after paying for a meal out - feeky checker.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Dallas View Post
        Done x2 by text but they knew they were on 'final warnings' so to speak.

        I was done after paying for a meal out - feeky checker.


        Do you do appraisals?!
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


          Do you do appraisals?!
          360 reviews...
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #6
            DH & DP - translation?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Dallas View Post

              I was done after paying for a meal out - feeky checker.
              You sound like my type of woman.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                I know it's probably not great form to link to mumsnet [again] but this thread had me in stitches. Have any of you lot dumped someone in a cowardly fashion?
                Not as funny as this one. Now we know why SAS keeps a thimble by his bed

                Do you dunk your penis? | Mumsnet Discussion
                Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  DH & DP - translation?
                  DH = Darling Husband
                  DP - Darling Partner

                  [I think]

                  DC = darling children
                  DS = darling son
                  DD = darling daughter
                  EBF = exclusively breastfed
                  TTC = trying to conceive

                  That's all I can really figure out so far. I think we need some CUK abbreviations.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    I have been awful at splitting up with women. The approach I had was the treat so badly that they'd leave as I was too cowardly to split (I enjoyed the sex mostly and probably didnt want to give that up).

                    Even now I cringe at remembering some of the things I got up to in front of girlfriends whom I didn’t want to go out with anymore.

                    I went on holiday with one girl to St Lucia and we, pretty much, split up on the first night. For 2 weeks she shagged about anything she could get her hands on. Was pretty humiliating having to sit/sleep on the beach most nights as she was in the room shagging.

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