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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Hairy View PostI have been awful at splitting up with women. The approach I had was the treat so badly that they'd leave as I was too cowardly to split (I enjoyed the sex mostly and probably didnt want to give that up).
Even now I cringe at remembering some of the things I got up to in front of girlfriends whom I didn’t want to go out with anymore.
I went on holiday with one girl to St Lucia and we, pretty much, split up on the first night. For 2 weeks she shagged about anything she could get her hands on. Was pretty humiliating having to sit/sleep on the beach most nights as she was in the room shagging.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat's all I can really figure out so far. I think we need some CUK abbreviations.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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Am I a Bit Unusual - I assumed.
I tried not to think yes.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I find the mumsnet acronyms very cringey. The problem is, that these women on there, dont use the acronyms in that weird world that is mumsnet but they go forth and use it on all other forums and pollute them. Very annoying.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Posti find the mumsnet acronyms very cringey. The problem is, that these women on there, dont use the acronyms in that weird world that is mumsnet but they go forth and use it on all other forums and pollute them. Very annoying.
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Originally posted by eek View Post360 reviews...While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Postwhs
hth bidi
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostWhat is bidi? Been meaning to ask for ages Google wasn't my pal.
First link.
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