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Need I go on?"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Has anybody got a phrase that they actually do like?
I tried to think of one but couldn't ....
Essentially I like everyone to sit silence.Comment
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"Remittance advice" does it for meOriginally posted by tomtomagain View PostHas anybody got a phrase that they actually do like?
I tried to think of one but couldn't ....
Essentially I like everyone to sit silence.
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You've got room to speak you fat bastard!Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post"Your round"
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Think yourself lucky you don't have words like these put up with:
- Massenkommunikationsdienstleistungsunternehmen
- Sozialversicherungsfachangestelltenauszubildender
- Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften
- Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung
- siebenhundertsiebenundsiebzigtausendsiebenhunderts iebenundsiebzig
- Landwirtschaftlicher Versicherungsverein (what I have to answer the phone with to external calls)
- Hottentottenpotentatentantenattentat (more of a joke, I don't use this at work)
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