Modern doublespeak

[SimonMac]

"I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay "

You a permie then?

[Lockhouse]

"I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay "

That's too bad.

[TykeMerc]

you need a diet?

That would be "You're round", the txtspk generation needs to be mutilated, shot and dissolved in an acid bath.

The one I really, really despise is:- All that good stuff.

[Old Greg]

"Reach out to" instead of "contact".

Death is too good for them.

[doodab]

"Reach out to" instead of "contact".

Death is too good for them.

Yes, I had to stop watching Sons of Anarchy because of that.

[Old Greg]

Yes, I had to stop watching Sons of Anarchy because of that.

By immediate thought is always

Why don't I reach out and grab your throat and just squeeze and squeeze until God tells me that he is pleased with me.

[vetran]

That would be "You're round", the txtspk generation needs to be mutilated, shot and dissolved in an acid bath.

You never heard of Artistic license? Its permitted to stretch the rules of Grammar / speelling when constructing a joke, that is why PUNs are allowed.

relax its nearly the weekend.